Saturday, October 30, 2010

A [Babysitting] Fool

My weekend has consisted mainly of watching small children.  Two girls last night and two boys alllllll day today.  So far this weekend I have
  • Played Princess Dress-Up (Ten thousand times)
  • Read Twelve Princess Books (Three Times Each)
  • Watched Two hours of various cartoons...Shout Out to Team Umizoomi
  • Made leaf ghosts and pumpkins
  • Played beads
  • Decorated with window clings for about twenty five minutes
  • Made five tye dye shirts
  • Turned my finger green
  • And am now attempting to get two small boys to nap
Later today...Boo at the Zoo with a werewolf and red power ranger.  And Mere. Matt, and Gaby Baby Giraffe!

Woot Woot!

Maybe tomorrow I cna spend time with adults....

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Hard Decisions

I was recently faced with a major life choice.

New Dress slash Work Pants....
or....
New HP shirt for the premiere of HP 7 Part One.  


It seemed pretty straightforward.  And against my better judgment, I went with the Pants.  I know, I know.  Crazy.  I still really, really, really want an HP shirt.  But short of a semi-massive monetary windfall, that's not happening.  It actually wouldn't need to be even a semi-massive windfall.  The magical appearance of thirty dollars would about cover it.  I would ask one of the patron saints to aid me in my desire for thirty dollars, but I only know Saint Anthony.  And the only thing I know Saint Anthony for is helping you find lost things.  As far as I'm aware, I haven't lost thirty dollars.  Although, come to think of it, I usually find at least a few dollars in a Winter jacket...maybe I should check, just in case.  

And if any of you find thirty dollars, it's mine.  Anthony said so.

Friday, October 22, 2010

If You Know Me

If you know me, then you know I abhor the following (when worn by me, in public)
  • Shorts, and
  • Sweatpants
I abhor other things as well, but we're talking leg-fashion at the moment.  I absolutely refuse to own shorts to be worn in public.  I have pajama shorts and pajama pants of the sweat variety.  That's it.

Until this evening.

I officially own two pairs of yoga pants to be worn outside of my house.  [Sidebar: Calling them "Yoga Pants" also helps; it sounds much more upper-crust than "Sweatpants."  Similar to the difference between "Briefcase" and "Attache."  Subtle, but very important.]  They were far, far too comfortable to pass up.  Seriously, they're heaven for my legs. 

Prepare to see me gallivanting around town in my new yoga pants.  Maybe next year I'll  even buy some shorts...

....or not.  Definitely not.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Back to my Dad's Visit.

Steve took last week off to perform a major landscaping overhaul in our backyard.  My lovely mom even came up to help out for a few days.  [It really is too bad I couldn't get time off to help with all that physical labor....]

On Friday evening Steve and Ma were working in the yard, I was lounging and helping a tad.  We ended up talking about apple pies and my dad.  I don't know how we got on the topic, but here's the thing: My dad will do almost anything for a good apple pie.  I doubt he'd kill for one, but I wouldn't put a severe maiming past him. 

I ended up calling him to discuss pie, and when he didn't answer I left the following message:  It's Megan.  Call me back, we have urgent business to discuss.  It regards Pie.

That was all.

Forty-Five minutes later we were still sitting out back when we heard a massively loud bike cruising somewhere in the neighborhood.  Steve started laughing and commented "I bet that's your Dad.  He probably heard your message about Pie and rushed to get up here."  We all laughed, how funny would that have been.

The bike kept getting closer, and closer.  Surely coming up the street by now.  It got ridiculously loud, we all turned around.  Holy mother, my Dad was pulling into the driveway.  Mouths were definitely gaping open.  We were all staring in utter shock.

I still can't believe it.  It was the most hilarious, amazing entrance my Father has ever made.  It is Doubtful to be topped.  Ever.  Seriously.

We had an absolutely amazing evening.  Spending time together, laughing, and eating some amazing Italian food at our new favorite restaurant - Geraci's.  But mostly, I just love my Dad.  And the Fact that he would drive a few hours on his bike to visit with his Daughter for an evening.  I'm oh so glad to know that will never change.

I love my Dad.


Bad Math

Ink Pen plus Dryer equals disaster.  

Figuring out what to do is now my Sunday. 

Friday, October 8, 2010

740' Above Sea Level

When the following took place I laughed like a little girl.  And Steve laughed like big burly man.  I instantly told Steve if I could figure out how to blog the scenario I would.  Here's my attempt.


[A bit of background (possibly unnecessary).  A while ago we visited my aunt and uncle, who always feed us exceptionally well.  They are known for loving good food.  They shared with us some absolutely amazing cheese that happens to be one of my aunts favorites.  This past Wednesday whilst at Trader Joe's we spotted the very same cheese.  It was immediately added to our cart.]


Later that evening Steve was upstairs getting a movie set up for us to watch while I got together the cheese, crackers, and wine.  I might have a had a bite of cheese before taking it up to Steve.


We were talking about the difference in taste from when we had partaken of this particular cheese with my aunt and uncle.  I remarked that I was surprised because it seemed different from when I had tasted it downstairs.    His immediate response: "Maybe it's the altitude."


I almost died.  It was far more hilarious than it sounds here.  Just saying.


FYI: We decided the cheese tasted different because upstairs we were eating it with crackers and downstairs I had a bite sans cracker.  Who knew?

Friday, October 1, 2010

I LOVE it when...

...my Dad surprises us with a visit! 

Details on his hilarious arrival later.